wasn't he in spaceballs?

everytime i see john kerry, pres candidate, on t.v.,

i can't help but think of pizza the hutt, from spaceballs.



almost identical, no?

elefant @ trees

so, last night, tuesday, was the elefant show. and it was great. okay, so i get there, and the first thing i do is get my pink elefant t-shirt (dont make comments). and then i get beer. anyway, i get free elefant stickers from this lady, and that was totally cool. anyway...

ambulance, ltd. played first. they were cool. but even better looking. i was pleasently surprised bout how hot some of the members were. their sound was folk-sier than i expected (from the songs ive heard), but towards the end, they got nice and loud. anyway, this is the singer...cute!

so then, its elefant! and as always, they were good. and diego was soo hot! diego is the singer and i think hes hot and so sexy. hes such a rock star. woo.



anyway, so they come back for the encore. and the guitarist has a cig, which he, practically, handed to me. wow, i know! i was drunk. and i kept taking pictures. and i was so close to the stage. sigh. this was my third time with diego. and this is why i keep going back to him. the man is hung...

if i could access porn at work i would...

not be so damn bored. man, could this day be any less exciting? no. my online friends arent helping either. so bored. the highlights of my day, here at work:

• got caught up on the big brother websites.  oh, btw, cowboy is not that big.  so i have to assume that the bulge comes from his lemon sized balls.  oh, and jase, his is not bad at all. the show is basically boys vs girls (girls plus will, the gay one).  uhm, the boys are winning.  and i hate half of them. 
• gossiped about who may or may not be let go.  the agency is going through some major changes, and we will let about 11 people go.  i feel, now that ive written that, like i should get some work done. nah, fuck that.
• had lunch with a.rivers. discussed a possible trip to vegas.  i went last year and it was tons of fun.  i want to go again cause  my clothes this year are way cuter.  gay!  oh, and i also drew a monkey during lunch.
• spoke to prowl and his upcoming weddings.  thats a whole entry itself.  but i will save that for later.  anyway, prowl was taking a dump.  he gets bored easily so he feels he needs his phone with him.  we spoke about friends of his that i hate.  god, one of his friends has a huge ass!
• and i got to read this email...wonderful, no? 

  I was not able to find anyone else to relay the message through. I have a serious (this is embarrassing!) Hemorrhoid problem and as I tried to sit down for the first time yesterday morning since I had been laying down all weekend, I began to seriously bleed and I had a really bad stain in my pants as well. I honestly did not realize you guys were going to be in a meeting that long!this is the shit i do at work. 

i have so much work piled on my desk.  but the way i see it, they refuse to pay me what im worth, i refuse to do the quiality of work they feel they can get from me.  i think thats fair.  come on, i work for the government.  killing time is a part of my benefits package.  and my bonus this year?  this vintage chair (thats trendy talk for 'this chair the county bought in 1973') from the conference room.  im stealing that bitch.  a coworker and i just "moved" it to a more convenient location.  a storage closet no one uses.  what a day!  the excitement gives me chills.  please kill me.  or simply remind me that things will get better. 

and about that case...

if i hear the term person of interest one more time, i am gonna go fucking crazy. go ahead matt, katie, and ann, i dare you!

weekend update...

but first, im been busy. errr, tired of having to log on and update this.  anyway, on to the weekend.  which was as uneventful as the blog has been for the past two weeks.

i did catch the bourne supremacy on friday, which was great! matt damon is one hot bitch. god, hes so hot. anyway, the movie is good too. i went to the movies with booboo kitty fuck and boob-a-licios. i ran into a frat brother and his date, maybe girlfriend. not sure, but she was cuuuute. we all sat together. i felt weird, because he was on a date, i think, but he duid wave us over. anyway, my other frat brothers call this guy worm. and to be honest, not even sure why. but we all give each other names. i was called spanky. and i'm, uhm, not even sure why. i do know this. matt damon is freaking amazing to look at. i wish this movie, and not i robot, would have had a crotch scene. btw, this site will be renamed shortly. the new name, i heart crotches. i bet matt has incredible balls.

on sat, i had this huge plan. shop at willow bend, make a quick stop at the galleria, then drive to the spca. i want a dog. but the plans changed. its amazing how shopping takes over all else. anyway, bought some shirts, at club monaco and d&g, and some shoes, at diesel. the shoes are prolly going back.

back to the dog. i even have the name. altho i dont know what kinda dog i will get, his name will be harris. named after my college rommate, anthony harris. if its a she, rio. named after your favorite duran duran song.

you cant make this shit up.

okay, we all know what spinners are, right?  right, the required piece of equipment for all new dallas cowboys football players.  seriously, the rims that go round and round and round.  ghetto,  i know.  anyway, you cant make this shit up, i swear.  one of the kids i work with (im an officer), has a necklace with a gold mini-spinner.  no shit!  sad part is the kid is cute (dont worry-hes 17).  anyway, i got a picture of it...

what in the world...?

what in the world do these lyrics mean?
from a time to be so small, interpol

Bottom of the ocean
Saw him under the boat
Saw you making knots
Saw you get the rope
A boy appearing on the deck
Making it lurch
Bubble of your interests
Ready to burst

He whistles and he runs

Saw you in distraction of
Sleeping slow despair
Bursting in a rapture
But he wasn't even there
Feature is a creature
Though you wish you were the wind
Boat will not stop moving
If you tie him up until the end

He whistles and he runs so hold him fast
Pray the lord he wants to let it last
He might succumb to what you haven't seen
He has a keen eye for what you didn't see

When the cadaverous mobs
In the doors to the tent
And man, meanwhile you cannot be

I want you to be there
When he gets to the end
Have to find a way

weekend update

my weekend was great. youve read about friday. saturday was just as fun. and he, i mean, the evening was defenitely a confidence booster. but i wont bore you with the boring details.

anyway, my friend kai was toasty. i also briefly spoke to go kitty and eq. it was like a dfw gay bloggers mini-convention. i got to hang out with my guy roommate which was cool. ohmygod, i ran into poopooking, a close friend of josen. god, that was terrible. ppk is this guy from wichita falls. gossip in the small city was, he was not as clean as every bottom should be. gross. anyway, ppk can be a nice guy, and i guess it was nice seeing him. even if it did make me throw up a little.

i got home late and went to sleep even later. it was certainly a good weekend.

remind me not to...

ever call my boss a smart-ass again. it was late. i was tired and drunk. its a good thing i was in drag-hopefully no one recogniezed me...

kidding. not me. after an embarrassing attempt to make all my coworkers love me even more, and spending 40 dollars on 4 mega-sized beers, i went to watch 'i, robot' (the 1245 am show). theres a crotch shot of will in his undies about 2 minutes into the movie. i fell asleep right after that. i slept through the entire movie. my friends said they could not stop me from snoring. this is not my fault. they knew i was drunk.

bb5 update

cowboy, i like you. and your bulge, but nervous-ing??? come on. not a word! anyway, can you guys believe that scott said cowboy had the biggest piece of meat hes ever seen? thats hot! they bathe together all the time. i cannot believe that earlier this week, the guys were talking about watching out for each other so no one would see them jacking off. hot, indeed! and yes-scott did suck jases toes! for fun, supposedly. whatever. anyway, when asked how it felt, jase said it was strangely sexy. i agree. just wish that was drew doing the sucking. just me. anyway, heres the funniest pic of scotts penis. and another. (thanks to this great fellow blogger site, that every bbfan should read)

will is a cutie! hes soo hooking up with another guest. i know it. just hoping its not scott, the soon to come out bisexual.

marvin continues to gross me out. cannot possibly be HoH, but whatever.

personally, i like holly. but i know it wont last. whats up with her cooking?

adria, i had heard she was the interchangabel twin. but i also read shes (natalie as adria) messing up quite a bit. come on chick, get with it. this show is insane.

personally, i would have said no!

my friend prowl has asked his girlfriend (and friend of mine) to marry him. she said yes. congrats to both. i will miss him dearly. kidding! seriously tho, i love michael to death. i know hes happy and i wish him and carrie the best.

altho i had met michael years ago, the first time i hung out with michael was while i was in grad school. i was over his place late one night working on some stuff. his friend from out of state called. and michael lied about who i was! hellez no, i thought, so i spoke up. as soon as michael told his friend it was me, his friend on the other end hung up. it was interesting. and he seemed easy. i knew we would get along.

i care deeply for michael and he knows that. he's still my number 1. i will miss our, err, taco bell moments and the teen-girl-like manner in which we would use others to make each other jealous. i hope he remembers how ive stood by him as he assigns roles for the wedding...

and no, i havent known about this engagement for months.

sghm iso...

taken from actual personal ads i thought they were funny. im not in any way making fun of them, i just thought they were kinda...cute? i dont know. i do, however, swear these are real descriptions taken from gay ads.

seriously?

I'm big into Renaissance Faires, and normally go as a pirate, although at some of the more fantasy-oriented faires, I have gone as a loincloth clad barbarian or a minotaur(half man/half bull).

whats your email?

When at home I prefer to stay naked.

ray and billy look nothing alike

Celebrities who I am often told that I look like are Ray Romano, Al Pacino, and Billy Zane.

indeed...

Race is very, very UNIMPORTANT. We are all human beings and that's what matters.

was he really LOLing?

My friends say that im a pretty cool guy. My friends are really smart...(LOL.)

the title doesnt say enough

Title pretty much says it all, im seeking men, women, cds, tvs, ts, for hot erotic times. Please be ddf. I do not have a place to play. Let me know.

yes, you do have a problem

I have no problems with older people. I DO NOT WANT TO DATE OLDER GUYS!

you are every woman!

Hey! I'm a sexy, cute, short, fun loving black tiger who enjoys reading, socializing, music, movies, museums, travel, and intimate times. As Whitney says, "It's not right...but its okay..I'm gonna make it anyway"

weekend update...

my weekend went well. up until 5:00am sunday morning anyway (but im still debating blogging about that). anyway, friday was slow, and i got some much needed rest. saturday i went looking for glasses and found the perfect pair, versace model 3009. my new eye doc is actually kinda cute. he sounds better on the phone but when i saw him, i wasnt dissapointed. anyway, while at dinner, i got an invite to go out to gayville. so i asked some friends if they wanted to go, but boo-boo kitty fuck was the only one who said yes. kai turned me down once again (he never goes out with me). anyway, remember celine from earlier posts? met her and some people she knew. i also saw chris jagger from kdge, but i was too chicken to ask for cure tix. anyway, celine and her uncle (gay) were a lot of fun saturday. went to tmc, even tho i hate that place. then went to some guys apt til about 330am and then headed to a.rivers' place. he had a 35+ year old in his room! he's a skank. there was this guy, alex, passed out on the couch. the assholes used eyeliner all over him. i wrote meow on his arm. there wasnt much to drink at my friend's apt, except tequila and some ugly rum that made me ill. anyway, didnt get home til close to 6am. i am tired.

oh yea, and my friend celine, with the pink top (and kitty-fuck with her) wants any str8 boys that may read this to know...her 'spot' is more towards the left of her vaginal wall. thats her left, your right.

bb5...

ok, bb5 is getting a tad better. i was slightly dissapointed with show 1. theres this theme thing cbs has going that i really hate. dna??? whatever. i mean, i get it, but its kinda 'tardish...

anyway, im super-addicted to the bb5 chat rooms on cbs. oi. they drive me crazy cause i get zero work done. so, i still hate the ones ive hated, and like the ones i like. only change: i hate marvin even more. what an ass this guy is.

and we've all heard about scott, correct? well, if you havent seen the playgirl pics (thanks to that site...), you have to check them out...its freakishly thin.

anyway, this is drew...my fave so far...

seriously...

this morning in a staffing for one of my clients, i saw another officer, i had never seen before. i thought he was cute. as i sat down tho, i noticed he was wearing white socks and i thought, "this really sucks." and as i stared even more, i noticed something. he had stapled a cuff on his pants.

i dont get that. i mena, i know we dont make a lot of money, but seriously? what he had done is either added a cuff or just made them shorter. either way, he secured it by stapling the pants. i dont know. it was dissapointing. kinda when you see a bmw all wrecked. its like, i know you have insurance. fix it. thats such a white thing.

anway, even more reason to donate using the paypal button to the right. i will make sure he gets the money...

bb5

big brother season 5 has finally started and i couldnt be more excited. not sure why i like it so much, but i do. and i like that they dont start a new season like every 8 months, like most other reality shows. anyway, back to season 5.

favorites so far:
lori
will
holly
karen
michael

ok, michael is super nice. he seems it, anyway. lori, she shouldnt have taken the money (she had an offer to take 10k and make everyone have to eat pb&j and took it). but i like her, and she may be the cutest girl there. gay boy will is kinda cute, but im more attracted to his thinness. hes soo skinny and i like it on him. i also like his hot pink shirt. karen just seems strong, and i like that.

who i hate, so far:
scott
marvin
jase
diane

alright, scott is like the missing link. and he thinks hes the shit, and hes not. marvin...blah. gross. hes such a jackass and the world knows it now! jase needs to put his arms down every now and then ... enough with the armpits. diane, im just not sure about her. but i am sure i hate her hair. anyway, my feeleings about the house guests can change at any time. im still in the foreplay section of our cheap-television love affair.

weekend update

i am sooo happy. i am finally able to rest. as some may know, my nephew spent some time with me. hes now gone. my brother, his father, came up for him and spent a few days here. they left saturday and my friend-stalker hedie came in that same day. last night was the first night i got to sleep alone, and i loved it.

anyway, did some shopping this weekend, which was great. picjed up a few shirts, a belt, some shoes, a hat, and some jeans. fri night, was supposed to go out to gayville, instead sae napoleon dynamite and loved it. drinks afterwards in lower greenville. sunday was just as great. but, for the first time in like 12 years, i missed the fireworks display. we had a dead-bird's view and instead decided to watch spiderman 2. god. horrid! the only good thing about the movie was tobey,(its not a secret anymore, he is spiderman)in his tore-up spidey suit. thats hot.

so i drank, shopped, visited friends and family. cooked out and sat in a pool while drinking cranberry and bacardi. then planned a trip to vegas. it was a good weekend.


btw, july's shopping list is up. and dont forget, feel free to donate through paypal.

spotted...

believe it or not...at northpark dallas. as i was walking along frat-fave a&f with a friend, i noticed people looking into the windows. we wonderered what was going on as someone said, i cant believe jessica simpson is shopping in there. the store closed down at 3pm. my friend did spot a girl in a hoodie picking up a few items as employyes stood near the doors. not sure if that was her or evn if they closed down for anyone, but we all know nick does have issues with jessi's shopping. maybe shes saving a penny by shopping at aber's. suddenly, np is the place to see your fave hometown celebs. anyone know where angie harmon's husband shop? even more exciting at np-dallas, custo barcelona (fall 2004).

crushing...

so i went to this agency we work with to see one of the ocunselors out there that is working with one of my kids. now, brandon and i talk on the phone quite a bit, but today was only the third time we see each other. anyway, so brandon, ex-cop, has a kid, and is cute, asks me to move in with him. aggghhhhh, right? right. hes totally straight and (i know, i know, save the comments) i dont think he knows im gay. his coworker, a cute 24 year old chic, thinks im cute. and brandon may be trying to set us up. i want brandon to think im cute. anyway, my other crush of the moment is more of an obsession. for some reason, i find this guy extremely gorgeous. no one seems to agree. i think hes hot. this is him below...