by buzzworthy77.

Monday, May 31

addendum 1 to weekend update (5/30)

okay, so im loving the sony p8! one of the deciding factors on this caera was that it can record up to 90 minutes of video w/sound using a 128mb card, which totally rocks. the camera came with a 16mb memory stick. but, under the lower resolution pics, the memeory holds like 40 pictures. and 10 minutes of video...which makes for a great mini sex tape, or movie using quicktime. call me paris...

or so i thought: during some test shots while i attempted to get used to the focus, i discovered this...jesus has asked that i put my newly acquired toy to good use. i plan to...thank you jesus!


Sunday, May 30

weekend update

the weekend was cool. it was a long weekend and a couple of cool things happened. first, i finally got a digital camera. i got the sony p8, which i am really loving right now. its very cool.

anyway, so the weekend was relaxing. which is a very good thing. man, on saturday, i slept til 1pm! had not done that in a very long while. so, tracking back, on friday, i went out with some friends. we started with the way cool hispanic festival with the dallas symphony orchestra. it was cool, but i really hated the crying kids. leave it to the mexicans to take children to the symphony. anyway, cool event. after the symphony, we went over to addisson, to a restaurant called de tapas. spanish, not mexican, anyway, i think tapas means small plates or servings, like appetizers. well, leave it to super-smooth frat-ter a.rivers to order the shittiest plate on the menu. illiteracy hit close to home...he read chopped meats on the menu (it was actually cured meats). the cheese was good tho. my mushrooms in garlic were awesome. so, in keeping with the cultural theme of the evening, we headed over to glorias-addisson. so, on the way over we get attacked by some roach/spider bug. after surviving the complete surprise attack, still a bit emotioal, i ran into a pick up truck. dont be alarmed, it was just my knee. but i hit the trailer hitch so freaking hard, i cleaned the rust right off it. my friends didnt care. they laughed and kept walking. they did however yield when i told them i may have been bleeding.

anyway, glorias-addisson, has some great looking guys. and great dancers. and some not so great dancing, older men. right, celine? celine is a friend (see beergolf recap).

Friday, May 28

chris

hes no john john but, chris heinz is kinda hot. hes tall and has money. both very good things. i was gonna vote for john k anyway, but this just guarantees my vote. if we get john k in the white house, we will see so much more of chris.

Wednesday, May 26

men according to jake

so hottie actor jake gyllenhaal will be kissing another man, uber-hottie heath ledger, in the film brokeback mountain. the movie is about two cowboys who fall in love. sigh.
in an article on msnbc, jake talks about kissing another man. but is there any attraction there? well, apparently, jake feels that "every man goes through a period of thinking they’re attracted to another guy.” how fucking hot is that? i want to be that guy!

wooh...trying to cool off. dudes, jake is hot! he has the right amount of body hair. and he has the perfect geeky look. his comment is hot! and although, i dont think that every man feels an attraction to men, i do think the number of men that do have some attraction to other men is high. i dont know, this is based on experience...maybe cause im in a frat...but i think my statement is true. there are a lot of guys willing to try things. not because theyre gay (im sure they were very straight), but because they are curious, or just because at that time, they are attracted to men, or the idea, or the moment (i.e. horny college guys). gay, bisexual, or straight, i think mixing it a bit is hot. but thats just because 'straight' men are my weakness. like, for example, this time at a fast food restaurant's drive-thru with a straight friend...nah-i better not. sigh.

Monday, May 24

gay or drama queens...

each month, details magazine asks a question: gay or ---? its a simple, one-page feature which seeks out a type of person or group and compares them to a homosexual man. altho my description of it may seem like its quite offensive, its actually very funny. in the past, the article has asked: gay or democratic frontrunner, gay or prep, gay or guido, even gay or Jesus.

last month, the feature asked, gay or asian. wow! apparently everyone found it extremely offensive. this month, the magazine only printed letters to the editor concerning the subject. most were outraged that the magazine would encourage stereotypes, while others simply asked if the magazine was implying that all asian men are gay.

this is crazy. without trying to offend anyone (altho its mostly hispanics that read this blog), people need to chill out. the magazine was simply looking at stereotypes and printing them. not to encourage it, i dont think. i think the magazine is simply trying to be funny and edgy and, at the same time, point out some very bad assumptions many people have. the editor backed many of the letters and apologized. he wrote that details had crossed the line, and that the asian comparison was his idea and the magazine quickly noted its poor judgment. i understand his position- and the position of the angry readers - but i dont think it was necessary to call anyone a racist. the magazine apologized, and has now dedicated its letters section to those that felt offended. i thought it was funny, as the feature usually is. this month, the question is, gay or country western singer? i urge all the country western singers- gay or straight - to not write in on the issue. we know youre not gay. which gives me an idea, since i usually think that most straight men i meet are a little gay, i should write about them on the site. without naming them...i dont need angry comments.

on another similar, gay note, details has vin diesel on the cover. i dont think we need to ask about this one. gay.

Sunday, May 23

weekend update...

the weekend was nothign exciting, and more of the usual. i actually thought of taking a trip to houston to see some friends. but as always, i backed out.

i did go to breadwinners with some friends. we take turns picking the place and hola gato chose this time around. i wasnt crazy of the idea of bread winners, but it was actually pretty good. salmon is pretty safe, anyway. i wanted to drink, we all did i think, but think they only had wine.

so, i was in a drinking mood...i travel north to my friend a.rios' place. so i call him for his gate code. he doesnt have one, he says. how ghetto! something about not having a phone or something. anyway, it doesnt surprise me. and i have to wait for someone to pull in. i wait about 5 seconds...a dodge neon pulls up blastin vecente fernandez, famed mariachi guy, and lets me in. very ghetto. i drive up to his apt and theres tons of people all over the complex. this scares me a bit, im used to luxury apt living. anyway, i do like their apt, and really like their balcony. so inside, a.rios and i are thinking of seeing a day without a mexican. instead, we decide to be real mexicans and drink. his cousin wakes up from his 6pm nap at 10pm and joins us. conversation quickly turns to decorating. g-a-y! i love their classy clock near the ceiling-stuffed pirahna-brazilian street art thing they have going. their wall decoration consists of three things, all lined and placed above the other right above the fireplace. a mess. but they have ideas...framed babe ruth art work. they will work around that. great.

saturday, i spent a few hours going through mags at b&s, like i do about every three weeks. nothing new out there. there were college kids studying bones or something. so annoying. small study groups that get together like that never work. someone there wants to sleep with someone else there and thats all theyre interested in. i wanted the loud one with the blue shirt and messy hair. i leave after he starts yelling bone questions to an asian student. so i decide to target a few things. i pick up some hair dye, but i get crazy and pick up two shades. rich brown and ash blonde. im gonna get highlights! it didnt work. all i want is some flare in my hair. i hate life.

i went to the gap by the apt. saw some flip flops for $9 and had to get them. being gay, i cant ignore belts or flip flops on sale. i sported them saturday night. believe me, they look like $9 shoes.

its sunday and i have to pick up my roommate boo boo kitty fuck from the airport. her and her law school buddies. theyre back from cancun, and im sure she'll have some very dirty stories. you know, the sand can really get up there. i will stop at best buy first tho. i want a dig camera. ill have to wait a couple of weeks tho, i just got my cellular phone bill...$222! screw that. i cant pay that this week.

Saturday, May 22

link...

read some fun things on some famous folks. and i decided, i want to be famous. i dont have to be like movie-star famous, i just wanna hang out with the rich and famous and be cool. you know, have my picture on hello or people, as the "...,with a friend, was spotted at..." ill obviously be the friend. my friend josen says im obsessed with pop culture. i dont think i am. anyway,

arent we tired of lindsay's breast? im not. her titts are bigger than her right now. so what if shes just 17...we can look! the site linked above says theyre fake. i dont know.

brad pitt continues to promote his movie. we've previewed his crotch, and now we know its dirty. hes been named the smelliest celeb. yes, there is a list of the top ten smelliest in hollywood, and defamer has it. i dont care about him, but did hayden have to be on the list...if i had the chance, i would not reject his smelley crotch. vulgar, i know. incidently, when a friend saw troy, before i did, he said it was very accurate. i heard the same after i saw it. tagline, a film blog, points out some of the movie's inaccuracies. also point out things left out...like achilles and patroclus being lovers. that would have made for a great action scene.


Friday, May 21

hot fries and other things that suck

my coworker, our receptionist, has been on this diet for a while. shes done great, actually. shes won this office bet some of them have going. shes lost the most weight for the past two months. well, shes had to give up a lot. especially mcdonald land cookies and sundays with extra cream. so imagine her delight when she discovered the perfect snack. and it only has 150 calories and 8g of fat! apparently, shes been snacking n this daily. flamin hot fries, the best tasting frito lay snack. the genius however misread the back. theres like 6 servings per bag. it was funny. she was talking about this perfect snack like she was selling it to mexicans at the flea market. and then we started to laugh. we broke the news to her. this girl has been eating one bag of these things a day! sooo funny. i have a feeling someone else may be winnign this months bet.

some parents suck! im a juvenile probation officer. and let me tell you that the mexican parents that speak english are the worst! this one for example. making my life hell. how dare she go before the judge without me. this lady constantly makes excuses for her fuckup child. get a clue lady--he doesnt give a damn about you or anyone else. this case is beyond personal. i will make sure this case goes the way i want it to. and that is not a good thing.

gay movies suck... im yet to see on that i really really like. last night i watched daydream obsession. gay! this thing was porn. they bs it by putting it under the g&l drama section of netflix. scene two involves a guy shaving in the restroom and in the back, his friend and his soapy penis. give me a break! and it was bad porn too. bad as in even my dial up connection may have given me better action.

fraternities suck! im trying to create drama within the frat im a member of. my old chapter, anyway. they have no respect towards their elders! bullshit, i say, bullshit. i gave up my straight life for this fraternity. i deserve respect and a lot, lot, more. they questioned how much ive done for the frat and my brotherhood. blah. kinda crap is that, i say. im not at all active now. i mean, i was in school, but it still pisses me off that they think we didnt work hard. bs, i say.

having to work til 430 sucks. i dont have enough comp time accumulated so i ahve to stay and pretend to work. whats sad is that my boss told me to just get on aim and waste an hour or so. so i have to be here. that should explain the ramblings on this post. its friday and im ready for my weekend.

this entry sucks.

i am soooo underappreciated. at so many levels.

Thursday, May 20

link...

badmouth has the greatest entry on brit spears. def check it out. not sure if it says what he says it does, but if youre straight, youll appreciate the second pic. such a whore.

i also like narcissism101 entry about a troy. that is his take on the movie. the movie did suck, but mr pitt and his crotch are doing a great job promoting the film.

and finally, (adults only, please) a fun fun look at batman and robin. its always been suggested, but leave it to kick ass photographer mr. richardson to show it. thank you.

Tuesday, May 18

2.obstacle 1

my friend has this amateur advice column (and i mean that in a good way), which he wanted me to post something on, to ask a question. so, i sent something to help him get the ball rolling. i, jokingly, asked about gay friendships. well, really, i asked about my lack of gay friends. i dont think gay men like me. or maybe, i dont like gay men. thats weird, i know. still, i do want gay friends. as a gay man, i would like some. but ive never really been able to build true friendships with any.

maybe its because emo rock doesnt bother me. or maybe because deborah cox music does. im not sure. but its weird. im a likable guy. in college, i never told anyone about me. i may have suppressed what i was, but never who i was. whether i was able to say, "im gay" or not, i was always myself. just didnt talk about that aspect of life. and, as close to myself as i was in college, ive always been comfortable around straight people. and when i came out, no one seemed to mind one bit. and the ones who were uncomfortable, made real attempts to treat me no different. so its always been easy with them. but somehow, i feel i have to try harder with other gay guys. that makes zero sense, i know! its not inadequacy. but i cant really put my finger on it. we'll see tho. i have met some good guys that are well worth it.

Monday, May 17

a gay day for all of us...

mrs. and mrs. hams-shepherd,

a big congratulations on today, your wedding day. one was stunning in yellow sweater and, the other, beautiful in fleece.

i couldnt find the hams-shepherd registry at lowes. academy maybe? i would have gotten the equipment you needed for the courthouse campout.

Sunday, May 16

weekend update

the weekend, not so bad. friday i did not do much, which was fine. i was tired. saturday, my chic roommate needed to shop for her trip to cancun; she takes off on thursday. anyway, swimsuits are expensive. saturday night, as posted earlier, i was supposed to hang out with a friend. he cancelled. so i called someone else who i had been trying to avoid, successfully, for about two years. (thanks cesar). he has been calling. it was cool to see him again.

i went out with my old college roommate, lets call him craig t nelson, hes a coach. i meet craig t in lower greenville where we hung out, with many many awkward moments of silence, until about midnight. then he got a call from a friend. in no time, we're headed to gayville to the lesbian bar. btw, the lesbian bar plays the best music. anyway, hes straight. his female friends are not. but they are very very pretty. totally lipstick. anyway, come 230am, we're headed to one of the lipsticks apt off lovers ln. it got weird tho. shortly after arriving, she completely turnd off all lights and started singing mellisa etheridge. ohwow, i thought. and she was really into it. two lipsticks and a coach. i realized that a threesome was in the making so i jetted out. i said bye to the lipsticks and got this long story about volunteer work. freaks. anyway, as i left i told craig t it was good to see him. he said i shouldnt be a stranger. well, you shouldnt have done what you did then! you know, i never really told him bout me. but, he knows. has to.

anyway, i jet further north to walnut hill or something. for another semi party. took me forever to find this place. anyway, its now very late. and im tired. and i walk in. i should have known right away it was going to bad: there was blood leading from the door, to the bathroom, and into a bedroom. i wasnt gonna ask. i stuck around...i thought, maybe a naked christian bale with a chainsaw is in here. no, drunk mexicans. i was there for a while and conversation was all over the place. all over. i do wanna say, a.rivers is the coolest when it comes to explaining my sexual preference to his friends. a.rivers is a good friend, and a frat brother who ive known forever. totally had my back, and my roommates, a couple of times last night. hes cool. he insisted i had a drink but i told him i would only drink if he danced tejano with me. he was until his cousin, primo, totally cocked blocked me. a.rivers is not gay, he says. i know that! i dont want him to be. i drank, then left.

the drive from walnut hill dallas to 635 arlington is a real bitch. especially at 5 am. now, im up to see my little brother, from BB/BS program. this is our first real outing. ill have something to say about that, im sure.

and yes, josen, prowl can write about shit if he wants to. btw, i see prowl on wednesday! and i may or may not see troy tonite.

Friday, May 14

well, its finally friday. and im glad. im still a little sick, but feel a lot better. as you can tell by the postings, or the lack of them, not much has happened this week. heres random things from my week...boring, i know.

wait, i did call 911 yesterday. that was exciting. scary actually. see, i was at my reporting site for work (where i see my probation kids). i was grabbing a chair, when i heard a voice coming from my bag. for a second i thought, 'wow, God is trying to reach me through my Prada.' when i noticed it was my phone, i said, 'hello', expecting God on the other end. instead i got, 'yes? this is 9-1-1 emergency. do you need emergency assistance?' uhm, no. i thought about hanging up and running. instead i just said it must have been an accident. she hung up on me. thank god i wasnt forced to say no by some crazy holding a gun to my head. she gave up on me so easily.

rupert won survivor last night. that was expected i think. but i think i would have really enjoyed boston rob winning. see, maybe if he would have won, he would have gotten naked. seriously, it would have been kinda cool if he and his now fiancee would both have a million.

my friend prowl called last night. he hadnt in a while. and it was making me mad. we talked for a good thirty minutes. so, since i have this site, and his brother, josen, has his site, he wants one too. hes somewhat like hedy. not in the stalker way, but i do credit myself for changing his life. at least for breaking this mad habit of wearing denim shorts, xxlarge shirts, and extremely high-watered jeans. so he looks up to me. as most should. anyway, he wants a site, and his idea for a blog...a diary of his poopings. yea, he wants to write about his bathroom happenings. saddest part? in 3 to 4 years, this man will be a doctor.

so everyones heard beastie boys new one? ch-ch-check it out. i finally downloaded it. kicks ass. dl it if you havent already.

this weekend may be slow. i may go out with my friend cesar tomorrow, if he calls me. i was invited earlier this week, but not sure if the invite still stands. sure it does. i think he likes me. not like like but just like.

and finally. im an uncle for the fourth time. my brother had a baby girl. like a 10-pounder i think. wait, is that even possible? my mom says the baby has little chubby folds on her arms. cute!!! lets put her on low-carbs now.

Wednesday, May 12

sick day

yesterday i called in sick. as posted earlier, i called in cause my stalker hedy was to come into town monday night. we didnt do much on tuesday. slept a little late, shopped a little, and had a pretty good lunch. so i called in sick to spend the day with him.

its wed now and i honeslty do feel like crap. i had to go to work but, my throat is killing me, my head is pounding, and back is in serious pain. i just feel an all over blah. i should have saved my sick day.

Sunday, May 9

weekend update

i didnt do much this weekend. as blogged earlier, i did catch mean girls with my roommate and friend cesar. and again, def check it out. hola gato and go kitty liked it! saturday i went to this semi-party. gay obviously. and it wasnt all that fun, but it was okay. met a couple of people that were interesting.

anyway, i did make some purchases. i needed clothes for work so i had to buy some pull-over polos for the summer dress code. we get more casual in the summertime. anyway, the purchases were not special at all: gap, hollister, fossil, and express. anyway. i did get the coolest tee, pictured below.



its called flowers in the attic. and its a lady shooting herself in the head and butterflies coming out on the other side. isnt that cool? i thought so.

anyway, so im done with loaded fashion. mens fashion magazine out of london. well, according to the magazine, my friend josen is totally en vogue. he plays basketball. and apparently, so does karl lagerfeld. see, according to the magazine, karl is very good at picking up on trends. and hes decided that basketball is a hot, new trend. and now, he loooves sports. especially basketball. such bullshit! sorry karl. youre gay. and basketball is not a trend. hes soo weird.

Saturday, May 8

1.untitled

well, i need to talk. you know the whole if you had to choose a super power thing? i would never choose reading peoples minds or knowing what people were thinking. how scary is that. its hard enough knowing what people think they know about you. especially when it comes to matters of the heart. maybe its just my situation. i like someone, who cant like me. the issue, or concern, came up today. and its been brought up before by a couple of my friends. lets just say im seen as this victim. as someone who is lost and without any control over the situation. almost like my feelings are being taken advantage of.

its funny, cause i dont see myself, or the situation, that way at all. i mean, the control part, ok, so ive never been one to be able to control who i fall for. but thats not a bad thing. i think im smart enough to know where i stand. and where im going. or where im not. this is not denial. i know the rules of attraction. i certainly cant speak for anyone else but, i know where my heart, and mind, is. being loved is good. but loving is not bad.

now look what youve done. im getting emotional. to think that the only reason i started this blog was simply to cut back on masturbation. and now im opening my heart to the readers. i know he has taken a lot. and he may also knows where my heart is. but i guess to others looking in, its hard to believe that ive gained from this. or to see what hes given and what ive gotten. im strong enough to be realistic. would i want something? if it were possible, yes i would. but, is it possible? not right now. and its okay. trsut me, i know that.

so its hard to know people think youre so vulnerable. especially when you see yourself as this hard ass. kinda reminds me of mean girls, the movie. see it if you havent. i loved that movie!!! totally tina fay. its cute. and witty. it was a good movie, even with all the ten-year-old girls in the theatre.

Thursday, May 6

a thursday full of
dissapointments

my thursday has sucked ass. so, everyone saw friends-the final episode. and i know, enough already with the friends reviews. but everyones a critic, right? well, hell, i can be one too.

friends sucks. ive never liked the show. and although some may disagree, like my male roommate hrh, its true. ive never been a fan. and as i have watched some of the shows, ive always thought. this show is very gay. and extremely boring. and, is it me, or are the male friends kinda slow. i mean, joey, who is that big of a dumbass. and ross. its almost like he spits when he talks.

last not was no different. right, rachel was staying. and, right, they will be heading to the coffee shop to say goodbye. because after all, monica and chandler are moving...30 minutes away. and why wasnt the girl from scream more into her delivery. i mean, its like heres two children. bye. whatever!!!! and enough with all the freaking hugs already! if anyone watches jimmy kimmel live, last night, he recapped the show and it was absolutely hillarious.

we all realize the show was not cutting edge. which makes me wonder why about the attention it has been getting lately. even reputable publications such as time has given it. a few weeks ago it featured several pages on the importance of the show and its impact on society. really?

so thursday sucked. that and i got a ticket. i ran a red light. and according to the arlington municipal court site, i will be paying 141. blah. i needed to get home. it was 615 pm and amar otra ves is in its final weeks! now there is a real show.

Wednesday, May 5

people will criticize anything.
even no1 ranked in mlb

how bout them...rangers? thats right! so the sweep is over, thats okay. they came back tonight! the players have shown that they deserve respect.

but still. theres doubt out there. people who will continue to criticize, no matter what. which is fine. this will let the guys concentrate on the game. look, even if this all comes to an end, the rangers have shown that without their old "superstars", they are more than capable. this club is young and appears to be aggressive. they seem to be a close group and, that, will only pay off. and lets face it, soriano's shots are like a freaking bomb. and have you seen dellucci's arms? love those lockerroom news clips.

so, forget tuesdays game. tonight you showed us a great game again. and as a bonus to rangers fans, here are the top players. ranked in order of hottiness. this does get gayer and gayer...

5.brad fullmer 20

4.laynce nix 17

3.david dellucci 22 (very close 2nd)

2.ryan snare (minor, but still hot)

1. michael young 10 (looks great in uniform)


so, to those who criticized me for totally gaying this up, hows this for straightening out my site? too gay my ass!

who needs enemies...

okay, so the latest review of this site calls it gay. his words, it gets gayer and gayer, and even asked if i was doing this on purpose. he, my good friend of nearly 9 yrs, goes on and on about how gay things are. well, i hope my life hasnt offended him.

apparently it has. and so has my faconnable jacket and baby blue diesel sweater. what an asshair, this guy. i was at his wedding! sorry. its the shock of the betrayal. but fine. maybe he felt uncomfortable. after all, i did say that he would be one of the reasons why i would not mind moving to houston. how stupid of me. no, no, no. how freaking gay of me, is more like it. isnt? im sure he'll think so. you know, i could citicize him, but i rather not. ive actually looked up to him in the past, and theres really no need to deny that now. i rather not be the dramatic bitch here.

well, as to not offend him, my next entry will be just for him. something more to his liking. cause hes soooooo straight. faggot. now that youve read my response to his latest entry, and ive had time to influence you, check out his piece of ass crack-job.

Tuesday, May 4

new name, new mags, new week

i decided to change the name. well, my friend, kai from the blogs on the side, is changing his whole website. i settled on changing the name of mine. my friend hj helped me with this one. its actually of interpol's the specialist (well part of it is anyway). if you havent heard interpol, do. we love them. and everyone else should.

some of my mags for the month are coming in. just got done with out. they decided to tackle ball hair this month. like that hasnt been done in the publication before. and the underwear spread isnt exactly a fresh idea either. the photo spread is good, uhm, reading tho. qg is way better this month, with karolina on the cover. theres this very a&f weber photo spread. very gay. even gayer, this months sound off on gq.com: who is your fave 'the oc' character? im undecided until they show the main guy shirtless. two good articles: gay republicans and another titled, the child bush left behind.

so, my week is going well. work is better this week. a lot slower and things are way under control. i had more trianing today: how to work with sex offenders. carefully, i say. it was interesting. i would like to be the p.o. to specialize in that, but i may not have the amount of experience (so they say) needed for the position. whatever. i hope work is slower next week tho. i may be calling in sick...im feeling a little ill now. tuesday, i think will be when my 'summer cold' really hits. hedy may be coming in on monday. good, cause i need something to write about. we did speak last nightt. he asked what cities i would want to visit cause he may be doing some traveling this summer. right, every city i named was the city he wanted to visit.

isnt morrisseys new one out soon? my friend pre-oredered. moew. wish i could get a copy of that....

Sunday, May 2

beer golf recap

so, i had fun at the second annual downtown beergolf in fw. attendance this yr was not as high as last yr's. still, there were a few people. at first, i wasnt sure if i was gonna go because my friends were not sure if they were gonna make it. but in the end, they came through and boo boo kitty fuck (my chic roommate), celine (ill call her that because she left her mark at the restroom at ceasers in vegas), and a.rivers (my frat brother) came along. ill use nicknames for them because chances are, ill write about them often.

so you get your scorecard and keep your own score. this while trying to follow about 12 other rules and trying to slam beers (last night i stuck to shiner) at least every twenty minutes. plus i didnt have my drivers license. thats hard. but i managed to get into the bars and i got drunk! very drunk. i slept with my wonderwoman trash can next to my bed. it was good tho. i had a lot of fun.

fun moments:
-boo boo kitty fuck was the shit last night. had several boys after her. good looking guys and one very good looking guy. they were very much married for the night. the other girls were jealous. so was i.
-discussing ralph nader's impact on the govt and the upcoming elections with this guy. like i know what im talking about. he was worth the bullshit.
-me getting points for finishing beer first. over and over and over.
-in a drunken haze, ant, my old college roommate, giving me his 2002 fifa japan bracelet. he was at the world cup in japan. i know he'll regret it. as he handed it over he said, [the bracelet] means a lot to me. gay. hes not really. i responded, well, it means a lot to me that youre giving it. i know he's now regretting handing over something he has been wearing for 2 years. hes always been a great guy.
-celine yelling from the window of my car to some guy, how will i get a hold of you? as he walked away. he kept walking. ass.
-as in every other event, a.rivers bopping of the head gesture. as in, grabbing your head and semi-dunking it to his crotch area. gay. hes not really.
-ant and his best friend, booboo kitty fuck's man, were right. i do slightly resemble david beckham with my hair the way i had it last night. and they know-theyre soccer fans.
-and why do men call people when theyre drunk? i called hedy my stalker at 130 am while i was pigging out to a bar-b-que bennigans burger. he said i sound cute when im drunk. meow meow. hes such a stalker.

to the two friends i wanted there. one, kai, sorry i didnt hear the phone. it was loud and i was prolly drunk. and the other, hedy my stalker, i wish you would have come in. it was a lot of fun. and i drank too much. it was great seeing my old college click. the girls, shanona and liz look great. and it was very cool seeing ant again. i may do the horse races on saturday. i hear its dollar day. 1 dollar everything. yum-more beer.