a life full of bitches

so i spoke to a friend of mine today. lets call him josen cayce . so josen took a second from his very busy day (have i mentioned he is not employed?) to check out this site. Not only did he complain about the site, he also complained about my work habits, which doesn't surprise me at all. he can be a bit of a bitch. did i mention josen is unemployed? yeah. i am looking forward to his wedding in two weeks. she must love him. oi! and his dog, cayce. cayce's weight fluctuates. i am not calling the dog fat, but do not speed up if you see her crossing the street. this is cayce below. and this is jess, i mean, "josen's"spot at blogger.




so on to other things. anyone else catch "a simple life" tonight? oi! its fun, but a bit of a show, i think. i do have a question...why do many gay men want to be paris hilton? i dont get it. theyre obsessed. and she has no ass. i have no ass...flat. so i would have to say no to paris. i mean, great life. but nah to the ass. nicole, i like her. she loooves alcohol. anyway, for a recap on the show, or any other reality show, check out reality tv world, the best in reality tv summaries and commentaries.

my roommate, the girl, who is blogless at this time, hates the show. hates the girls actually. but i think she secretly wants to own their purses. my other roommate, the guy, uh, he wants to be paris. lovely.

grandma says night, night

i'm gonna post another blog, basicallty because i wanna see how its all gonna start looking. entries will probably be made once or twice a week. or whenever i have something fun to say.

for now, let me explain the name. progressive sanctions are levels assigned to juveniles on probation or in the custody of the juvenile department. the higher the sanction, the deeper in crap theyre in. anyway, thats what i do, im a probation officer by day. i also think its very gay, as a lot of this site will be. not gay as in homosexual, just gay as in, well, gay. so, this site will be a collection of increasingly gay directives. fun!

anyway, i need to get some dinner, so until later, a message from grandma. GRANDMA!!!

holy shit!!!

i usually start things kinda late. which should explain why my very first entry is dated late 2003. either way, it shall begin. the nonesense. thats basically what this will be. i mean, ive read some of the other journal/blogs, whatever. i can do that. and do it just as good. although theres some great ones out there. like the one that inspired me. check it out if you get a chance.

anyway, hope to have you back. dont expect super-information. but you will get random crap-thoughts and super-fun websites. love the colors! im still messing with everything, so things will change...